Reasons why I want to learn to speak Chiac:

• Ej vas driver mon truck à soir pis ça va êt'e right la fun. (I'm going to drive my truck tonight and it's going to be lots of fun.)
• J'vas parker mon châr. (I'm going to park my car.)
• J'schwimmais dans l'ocean et j'tais right soak-an-wet. (I swam in the ocean and got soaking wet.)
• Worry pas. (Don't worry)

The last one's obviously the best, I can see it being said a lot around this house in the future.

Adding this to my resumé...

My favourite pastimes include: Travelling to ancient power centres, dispensing advice, putting around the garden, conceptualizing Utopian visions of the future, attending sporting/cultural events, demonstrating acts of orderly civil disobedience, monitoring radio telescopes, dabbling in show-biz, as well as further detailed studies of human behaviour.

#1 Top Ten List

My top ten TV shows:

1. Six Feet Under
2. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
3. Deep Space Nine
4. Kids in the Hall
5. Little Britain
6. The Simpsons
7. Degrassi TNG
8. Weeds
9. X-Files
10. Fawlty Towers

Two Honourable Mentions:

1. The only reason the Golden Girls aren't on my list is that I completely forgot about them until after I'd reached number 11.

2. Fawlty Towers, you're only on the bottom because you produced so few shows. You still get my top comedy spot ever time.

Feel free to leave your own lists in the comments.
-Attila