Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Dear Moderate Americans...


All News is Good News (so far)

Donald Rumsfeld, in case anyone reading this has been living in a cave for the past 6 years, is the man largely responsible for losing the Iraq war. (Yes, America's lost the war. Mission Accomplished indeed.) More importantly, it's just been announced that after 6 years of doggedly making the world a more unstable place, Rumsfeld is RESIGNING today!

Now, just announce that the Democrats have won the Senate and I can go pass out from sheer relief. Ah optimism, how I've missed you.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

A New Hope?

Keep your fingers crossed, results are still coming in for the US mid-term erections. Listen to NPR's live coverage and enjoy the refreshingly liberal bent.