Thursday, February 09, 2006

Not the Happiest Meal

But probably the one I'd be most choosey about. Since Captain Planet used my original question on her blog, here's a similar, yet still greatly important question:
-What would you want for your last meal, including a drink, appetizer, main course, dessert, and method of execution?
Here's mine:

Drink - Grape Tang
Appetizer - Fried Brother's pepperoni and cheddar with honey mustard. (gonna die anyway)
Main Course - Neatloaf and mashed potatos with mushroom gravey.
Dessert - Chocolate cake with vanilla ice cream, chocolate sauce and whipped cream.
Method of Execution - Ejected into space in a leaky space suit.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

My answer:

Drink: Pepsi

Appetizer: Mozza sticks

Main Course: Tacos with meat, salse, sour cream, cheeze, tomatoe and lettuce.

Desert: A McCain Deep and delicious chocolate cake!

Method of execution: Not lethal injection because I'm scared of needles, couldn't hang me... I'm too tall. So that leaves.. the electric chair? yea, that will do!

lycradog said...

Drink - Beck's. Then Coffee. And ice water.
Appetizer - Bacon-wrapped scallops.
Main Course - Prime rib, medium-rare, steamed asparagus, mashed potatoes with enough gravy to drown a pilot whale.
Dessert - Poutine.
Method of execution - I'm hoping the food would do it.

lucifuge said...

my clusterfuck death-meal would consist of:

drink: a double crown royal and lime perrier

appetizer: a plate of inari pockets and avocado maki and a side of satisfaction feast's ginger onion tofu

main course: kamut pasta and garlicky tomato sauce with tvp

dessert: my 25th birthday cake with peanut butter chocolate soy delicious and a kahlua milkshake

method of execution: to be thrown out of a plane-- that or a timed-released lethal dose of heroin. i wish i'd thought of the leaky spacesuit-- fuck-- a free trip to space first? awesome!

lycradog said...

Dude, you're gonna die anyway - try some lamb.

lucifuge said...

oh, this question is such gold.
man, like,--'d hate to feel bad about it at the last moment or hate it, so lamb is totally out.
death by autoasphixiation? not bad, not bad.

Anonymous said...

Im not ready to answer this question yet. To much left to taste out there.

What the fuck is with the word veerification? If I'm to dumb to type those letters I'll never be able to form a proper sentance anyway.