First and foremost, just to get it out of the way...
GOD FUCKING GOD DAMN STUPID PIG IGNORANT AMERICAN VOTERS!
GOD!
FUCKING!
DAMN!
CHRIST!
WHAT THE JESUS IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?
Sigh.
Okay, let’s try taking a different tack on this. Four more years of Bush means what? A weakened American economy, which judging from the past four years seems to actually benefit Canada. A brutal, unending war in the middle east that’s possibly so horrible it will turn most average Americans against the president and political party that took them there.
This is really great in a way. No sarcasm either, it really is. If we can be honest here for a moment, then we can admit that as Canadians, we hate the United States. Not individual Americans necessarily, but the nation itself, and it’s government. We smile and act polite, mainly to rake in tourist dollars, and then we spit (sometimes literally) and hurl insults behind their backs. Not exactly the most mature, responsible behavior, but we all do it.
And now, finally, our natural feelings have been validated. Everyone will back us up this time. Not only did George W. Bush stay president, but this time he was legitimately elected by the majority of the American electorate, who we can now blame openly for all his actions. No more hiding behind ‘Oh well they didn’t really elect him so we can’t judge to harshly’. Oh no, not this time.
So let’s just state this clearly for the record. I feel bad for the American soldiers who are dying in Iraq. I feel bad for the American workers who are losing their jobs in a sluggish economy. I feel bad for the gay and lesbian Americans who can’t have their relationships recognized by the law. Hell, I feel bad for just about every American out there. And to them, I’d just like to say one thing:
You brought this all on yourselves. So fuck you.
~Attila
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yeah, like seriously: even the voters who voted left-- you didn't tell enough of your right co-workers, friends or family to vote against bush. i mean like seriously-- a lot of people've been shitting on michael moore (which i don't want to hear, but hey)-- but one of his main pleas was to tell all your friends the consequences of voting for assface jr. because if the ignorant stay ignorant-- well, we now know exactly what happens. it's like buying a puppy from a puppy mill rather than a pound-- but worse. damn you, from the whole hunsley clan and from canada. damn you, yes, and fuck you in the ass (and like it-- legal or not!)
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