How's this for the ultimate relationship faux pas?
Entering the washroom while your girlfriend is in the tub having a bath, dropping your drawers, and taking a shit. Right in front of her.
Seriously. This actually happens to people. People I know! How do these men ever expect to have sex again?
Vile.
Such a lovely note to start with. On to less offensive matters, I went to the farmer's market yesterday for the first time in years. Anytime I go anywhere and am overwhelmed by the smell of fresh bread, that's a fucking good time right there. I bought cranberry-jalapeno jelly and it kills me just to smell it. Such a good time.
Yesterday was a good day. I slept over at Joey's all day, which I was afraid would incovenience him but didn't at all as it turns out. He abandoned me twice and went to run errands. Which is great that he's so comfortable leaving me alone in his home. Still, it would have left me feeling pretty disoriented if I'd woken up while he was gone. What a great opportunity I had to rifle through his things! Wasted! I could have watched ill-gotten porn for god(s)'s sake!
Curses and death on that, I guess. Wrapped yesterday up by going to dinner with Joey, Bri, and G at Freeman's. This was a great time had by all, but still rather weird in retrospect, given the whole Bri-G dynamic or current lack thereof. I lost $3 on video lotto (curses! death!) but didn't loose at DENIRO, so the whole event was kind of a draw, broken only by good pizza and respectable ceasar salad. Looks like Bill Cosby was on to something here.
My apologies on such a wickedly schizophrenic blog. Tomorrow I promise to have a new soap box to stand on.
~Attila
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nice new blog interface. i like random blogging-- especially yours. a lot of mine is like that. somedays soapboxes are just too hot to stand on. and yar yar death. i suck at deniro. must study leonard maltin's guide.
btw, re: bathroom dynamic-- yeah, it's weird. it happens to people we know. it's happened to me. it seems vile sometimes, but it's ok when you just don't think about it. and it's best not to.
Thank you for presenting the of "issue" of dual bathroom occupation and touting my cause! ;o) I agree: Relief for one person does not always spell/smell relaxation for another. When the aromatic aura of a warm bubble bath is permeated by the scent of shit all intentions behind said bath run assunder.
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